According to "scientific findings" reported on Fox News, evolution is causing women to get "hotter" and men to stay ugly.
A few things, if I may:
- Is this implying, then, that men are the weaker species and will not survive?
- Does it also imply that ugly women are a weaker species since "hot" women have "more children than unattractive women" (of which most of the offspring are girls)?
- Question: What if an "unattractive" woman gets hot - will she be grandfathered (grandmothered?) in to the Survival of the Fittest plan?
- Top notch reporting and video illustration by Fox News: great use of supermodels through the entire presentation of "hot women" and then contrasting it with the shining examples of male hotness - Rodney Dangerfield and Keith Richards! Don't Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Will Smith or, gasp, Robert Pattinson give us men a little evolutionary credit?!?! Are hot guys given a sporting chance at survival?
One other thing... how do the scientists plead in the face of this evidence here: Models and Actresses without Makeup (top notch reporting, indeed, thanks to the folks at AOL Living "StyleList")? *Cue "The Jig is Up music* DUN DUN DUN....
To Quote the Supermodels (as the evolutionary scientists are no where to be found): "CURSES! Foiled again! We would have gotten away with dominating the world if it wasn't for you, C2, and that pesky dog, er, AOL Living!"
The evolution part of the story is a joke and not even worth discussing. Beauty, on the other hand, is very much a worthy topic! Beauty may have been relative to the eyes of the beholder (though that's a conversation for another day), but in the age of Botox, push up stuff, suck stuff in, 20" heels, plastic surgery, air brushing, technology in media and make-up technicians/artists (yes, those are real titles) no one knows what they are beholding. Not to mention the fact that the person being presented is nothing but an image - crafted carefully by photographers, managers, and PR people.
Here is a real, beautiful and virtuous woman who truly demands repect and honor through the beauty she displays in humility and love:
25 [A virtuous woman] is clothed with strength and dignity, and she laughs without fear of the future. 26 When she speaks, her words are wise, and she gives instructions with kindness. 27 She carefully watches everything in her household and suffers nothing from laziness.
28 Her children stand and bless her.
Her husband praises her:
29 “There are many virtuous and capable women in the world,
but you surpass them all!”
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How about all the women in the world stop wearing make-up, so everyone can see the real them. Make- up just 'makes up' a woman, instead of showing people who she really is. If the world wants beauty, then they surely fool themselves, because any woman can put on make- up and look beautiful, but when she takes it off..look out...the world criticizes her. How about women go all naturale and show people natural beauty instead of made up beauty? Who cares if you're aging? It's a natural process? Who cares if you get wrinkles? It's a natural process. You can't stop aging...and you never will. So how about we just get over it. Oh wait, we can't, because then that would admit that we are wrong and so is science. *gasp* Shocking.
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